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A Poem: Resolution 2014

30 Jan

A slightly tongue-in-cheek poem inspired by my New Year’s Resolution:

The books flow about
The house, with a shout,
My husband exclaims,
‘No more! Hear my aims:
To have a house free of clutter.
You buy books, ‘stead of butter.
This worries me greatly,
The bookcases are weighty.
They might topple and fall.
The books! They’ll crush us all!
Why do you buy so many books?
Don’t you know how it looks?
To have teetering towers
Threatening to overpower
Adult or child;
These books: they roam wild
Throughout the whole house,
Not even a mouse
Can burrow through these,
Eating pages not cheese.
Their bulk does well insulate
Almost as well as roof slate.
But the mess in the hall,
Bedrooms, lounge, just all
Over this place –
It is a disgrace.
You must control your urges
To stem this paper tide which surges
From room to room.
How I wish for a broom
To sweep clear this hoard
To see empty floorboard.
My dearest love,
I implore help from above
That this year you resolve
Our bookish problem to solve.
Say to yourself this sweet little rhyme
When you’re tempted, each time:
‘I shall not, will not buy a book,
Not in paper, Kindle or Nook;
Not online, not for a dime,
Not in a store, no! no more!’
Just for this year,
Please, my dear?’

A.W.Craig January 2014

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